Archive for June, 2010

Jun 30 2010

Vampires, G-Men, and Other Creatures

Published by Kris under Current News

I haven’t posted the new stories available in electronic editions in almost a week, so here they are. I’m listing the three easy access sites.  It takes 6 weeks to reach the other sites like iBook, but eventually they will be on those sites as well.

A Shamus Award nominee.  Pita Cardena runs a very small law firm that is suffocating under a very big cast–until she makes a discovery.

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The most picked on girl in school has a nightmare about one of the cool kids. No problem, except that the nightmare might be a vision that he’s trying to kill people. Who will believe her?

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Nominated for the Sidewise Award for Best Alternate History, “G-Men” also got chosen for two year’s best collections–one in mystery and one in science fiction.  What would have happened if J. Edgar Hoover got murdered in 1964?

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Dusty cleans crime scenes, and the one she can’t forget is at the Moorhead House.  Did she–and the police–misinterpret what happened there?  Voted one of the top ten stories of the year by readers of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.

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Do politics and vampires mix?  Especially when there’s a cover-up, a madam, and some shady goings-on?  That’s for Reese, a political fixer, to decide.  Quickly. Before something else goes wrong.

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Jun 29 2010

Wisconsin Library Association Honors Diving Into The Wreck

Published by Kris under Current News

The Wisconsin Library Association has chosen Diving into the Wreck as one of the top ten books of the year by a Wisconsin writer.

You can find the press release here.

I’m both thrilled and honored, since I spent most of my formative years in Wisconsin libraries.

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Jun 28 2010

May 2010 Recommended Reading List

Published by Kris under On Writing, Recommended Reading

In April, I deliberately read books that I thought wouldn’t suck me in (because the novel I was writing at the time wouldn’t let me get involved in other works, jealous novel that it was).  As a result, my recommended reading list for April was unbelievably short.

I more than made up for that in May, despite the fact that I was teaching a very intensive mystery workshop for professional writers.  Those writers each produced 20,000+ words of fiction during that week.  The stories in that workshop alone were better than almost anything I read in April.  Those twelve writers hit everything out of the park, and I can’t wait to see the stories/novels in print.

But I’ll have to wait to recommend them because you can’t find them yet.  (Note to editors: buy those stories!)  However, you can find the works below.  I read so many good books and essays and articles that I felt overwhelmed by the riches before me.  What a month! As I write this (on June 1), I’m midway through three other books I will recommend, with two more in the queue that I expect to love.  Let’s hope the next novel isn’t as jealous as the novel I was finishing in April…

May, 2010

Callahan, Michael, “Sorority On E. 63rd Street,” Vanity Fair, April, 2010.  This article had a personal fascination for me.  The article, about the Barbizon on 63rd and Lexington Avenue in New York City, gave me a window into my own past.  In December of 1990, I took my first solo trip to New York, and asked my then-agent where I should stay.  He recommended the Barbizon Hotel.  The rooms were tiny, but the lobby was impressive, and the restaurant was good. The neighborhood was better.  I felt safe there—and NYC in 1990 wasn’t the safest city in the world (the Port Authority Terminal scared the bejesus out of me—and that was my introduction to the city).

All I knew about the Barbizon was that it had once been a hotel for women, but was now co-ed. When I mentioned the hotel, my mother told me that my former sister-in-law stayed there when she went to an upscale finishing school in the city.  So I imagined my beloved former sister-in-law, who had been in my life since I was two, wander those tiny hallways, and I wondered if she had had my room.

I didn’t know that Grace Kelly, Candice Bergen, Joan Crawford, Phyllis Diller, Ali McGraw, and Sylvia Plath (among others) had stayed there as well, back when they were young as I was and as frightened of the city as I was and as green behind the ears as I was.  I wish I had known.  It might have made me feel better.

This article tells the history of the Barbizon—which is no more.  Brought back a lot of memories for me, and a question.  Did my then-agent, a man of a certain age, still think the hotel was a dormitory for single women?  I don’t know.  But it would have been just like him to watch out for me, poor naïve dear that I was.

Chabon, Michael, “Diving into the Wreck,” Maps and Legends: Reading And Writing Along The Borderlands, Harper Perennial edition, 2009. I’m still reading the essay collection that contains “Diving into the Wreck,” so I don’t yet know if I’m going to recommend the entire book.  If the other essays are like this one, I probably will.  “Diving into the Wreck” is a marvelous essay on the process of writing.  In particular, it’s a great essay about the process of writing a second novel, especially when the first came out to great acclaim.

Chabon went into his office with the weight of all that acclaim, the expectations of his readers, editor, and agent on his shoulders, and wrote—and rewrote—his second novel for five long years.  Then, while it was still unfinished, he started a third novel and…oh, you’ll have to read this.  But it’s worth the read.  Particularly if you’ve read his novel The Wonder Boys (or seen the movie with Michael Douglas and Toby McGuire).  Because there’s some autobiography in that story, and the autobiography gets explained here.  Any writer interested in how other writers work needs to read this essay.

Chabon, Michael, “Fan Fictions: On Sherlock Holmes,Maps and Legends: Reading And Writing Along The Borderlands, Harper Perennial edition, 2009.  Chabon got a lot more out of reading Holmes than I did, but in this essay, he managed to share his enthusiasm without going over the edge that topples some Holmes fans.  The essay talks about the importance of Holmes to Chabon and to writing in general.  It also explores the history of Conan Doyle and the stories themselves.  A must-read for mystery fans, Holmes fans, and writers.

Chabon, Michael, “Kids’ Stuff,” Maps and Legends: Reading And Writing Along The Borderlands, Harper Perennial edition, 2009.  Chabon, who wrote The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, is an unabashed comic book fan.  This essay, first written as the keynote speech for the Eisner Awards Ceremony in 2004, is a call for comic book writers/artists/publishers to return to the days when comic books were written for kids.  Not that Chabon wants comics to be dumbed down; he doesn’t.  But his complaint in this essay about comics is the same as mine has been about book-length science fiction.  We have lost the entry level works into our own genre.  He makes a strong case for “kids’ stuff” comic books, written from the perspective of someone who adores comic books.  It’s a manifesto worth reading.

Denby, David, “Out of the West,” The New Yorker, March 8, 2010.  My March 8 issue of The New Yorker arrived deformed.  Something happened in the printing process that pulled signatures (pages) out of order.  When signatures are out of order, you get weird pagination like 59, 26, 27, 62.  And the problems seemed to fall in the middle of this article.  Once I got everything put into place, I read a fascinating piece on Clint Eastwood, and his influence on film.

I’d read a biography of Eastwood years ago, and didn’t get as much out of it as I got out of these 5,000 words.  A great (if snobby) analysis of Eastwood’s contribution to American cinema.  Also worthwhile for artists out there who are struggling to follow their own vision.  Eastwood is a great example of someone who balances commercial and artistic.  Good stuff.

Feige, David, Indefensible, Little, Brown, 2006.  Indefensible is a stunningly written account of one day in the life of a public defender in the South Bronx.  Feige is that defender, and he chose the career over many others, including being a defense attorney at a private firm.  Terrifying for the horrors he deals with on a daily basis, but ultimately uplifting for the hope he still holds for humanity, Indefensible is one of the best books I’ve read in years on the criminal justice system—its faults and its strengths.  Highly recommended.

Goodman, Carol, Arcadia Falls, Ballantine, 2010.  It’s no secret that I like Carol Goodman’s work.  The fact that the books are falling into a formula—highly educated but down on her luck woman goes to a retreat/hidden school/academic program, discovers long-lost secrets, nearly dies, but reveals all in the end.  Goodman writes modern Gothics—very little romance, lots of strong women, lots of discussion of literature, art, theater, history—and they work.  These books are catnip for me, well written with great atmosphere, and excellent characters.

This time, she writes about a private high school in the made-up town of Arcadia Falls—where women occasionally fall to their deaths.  Not a safe or secure place, but an interesting one.  I liked the book enough to recommend it, although not as much as I liked her first The Lake of Dead Languages. Maybe I liked that one so much because it was my introduction to her work.  If this is your introduction, you’ll enjoy it as well.

Lewis, Michael, “Betting on the Blind Side,” Vanity Fair, April 2010.  Vanity Fair is doing the best writing on the financial crisis that led to our recession bar none.  I’ve been reading essays in places from The New Yorker to The Washington Post and Forbes, and I’m getting the most fascinating, frightening, and insightful information out of Vanity Fair.  Who knew?

This piece is an excerpt from Lewis’s book, The Big Short, which I have not read yet, about Michael Burry, a trader who figured out what was going to happen long before other “experts.”  Fascinating and frightening doesn’t cover the financial part.  It goes beyond both. Also interesting is Burry himself who happens to have Asperger’s Syndrome, and how that has benefited his career.  Worth reading.

Paretsky, Sara, Hardball: A V.I. Warshawski Novel, Putnam, 2009.  Hardball was my reward for successfully teaching a mystery writing workshop for professionals who want to move into mystery.  Critical voice on high, I went into this novel defensively, much as I love Paretsky.  And the opening was bumpy—I was afraid that I hadn’t remembered something from the previous book which I’d read years before.  But nope, she started this one in exactly the right place, and didn’t rely on the previous book at all.  It was my highly critical brain on alert that made the opening seem bumpy.

Once I was in, I stayed up all night to finish the damn thing.  I had forgotten how much I love Paretsky’s work.  Now I want her to write faster.  I want more.

If you haven’t read Paretsky, Hardball might be a good place to start. The novel is relatively self-contained and has an incredible emotional pay-off.  I loved it.

Seal, Mark, “Big Trouble at 11:35,” Vanity Fair, April, 2010.  I expect Vanity Fair to do well with celebrity reportage.  I also expect it to do well with upscale sleaze.  (Not the financial stuff [see above] but this stuff)  This article is like reading about a particularly riveting train wreck—the blackmail of David Letterman.  Whatever made Joe Halderman go off the deep end? Who knows? But the behind-the-scenes stuff is page-turning.

Turow, Scott, Innocent, Grand Central, May, 2010.  Let me state here and now that this is 7/8ths of the most brilliant book I’ve ever read.  I was nearly to the end and I couldn’t figure out why the reviews of the book came in mixed.  Now I know.  One of three things happened: Turow rewrote too much and decided his original ending was “bad”; Turow had too many “advisors” in the mix, and they told him to back off his original idea; or Turow couldn’t face what he was about to put his characters through.  I’m guessing it was #3.  He didn’t have enough courage, as an author, to go the distance with this plot scenario.

So why, if the book is flawed, am I recommending it to you?  Because it is 7/8ths of the most brilliant book I’ve ever read.  Just because it’s not the most brilliant book I’ve ever read doesn’t mean it fails.  It’s still a spectacular novel, just not as good as it originally promised to be.

What the novel actually is, once you get passed the  missed opportunity, is a meditation on growing older.  I think it’s no coincidence that the book begins with Presumed Innocent’s protagonist, Rusty Sabich, turning sixty.  Twenty years have passed since Presumed Innocent, and everyone’s lives have changed because of the events of that book, although some lives haven’t changed enough.

If you haven’t read Presumed Innocent, you must read it before Innocent.  You’re in for a treat.  Presumed Innocent is the book that began the modern legal thriller genre, and it’s a hell of a ride.  Innocent isn’t a ride—Turow hasn’t written a ride since Presumed Innocent—but Innocent is still a page-turner, keeping me up all night during a week when I actually needed the sleep.  The mystery is good, the characters excellent, the insights superb.

If you read Presumed Innocent twenty years ago and still remember it, I’d recommend that you not reread it.  Twenty years have passed in book-time as well as real life, and the events fade to memories, which is how they are in Innocent as well.  Turow does so many things right here that it’s a primer on how to write a mystery novel.   Because that’s what this is.  Not a legal thriller.  A mystery novel.  Something that looks at life as it is, and as we want it to be.  Maybe that’s what he was going for. Because life is never as neatly wrapped up as a thriller would have you believe.  Pick up the book.  It’s very good.

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Jun 26 2010

More Fey News

Published by Kris under Current News

Now that Audible.com has published the audio versions of the five books of the Fey, people have asked when it will be rereleased in book form.  Book one, The Sacrifice, will appear in the fall, with the next four books appearing at two month intervals.  Watch this space for exact publication dates.

Remember, you have until June 29 (Tuesday) to download your free copy of the audio version of The Sacrifice.

Click here for a sample of the story.  I’ll have more samples from the other volumes in later posts.

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Jun 24 2010

Freelancer’s Survival Guide: Emergencies

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Artwork donated by Pati Nagle.

Freelancer’s Survival Guide: Emergencies

I am writing this in a hotel room in Boise, Idaho.  I’m not really on a vacation, but I did sorta plan for this trip.  I knew I’d be away, planned projects I could do on the road, and brought a lot of electronic hardware with me.  I feel a bit odd traveling with laptop, Kindle, iPhone, and iPod, but now that I’m here I’m happy to have it.

Especially the laptop. This morning, I answered e-mail, shipped materials to editors in New York and Italy, and answered a few queries.  I also put a few things off because I forgot to update my laptop calendar, so I’m clueless about the year ahead.  And I didn’t want to spend the few work hours I did have on things that would be better suited to do at home.

I also forgot my topic list for the Guide.  I’m in the middle of another novel again, and I get air-heady during novels. Really, I live in that world and just visit ours.  So the fact that I can function at all is pretty amazing.

Even though I planned for this trip, however, it put me in mind of the last trip I took to Idaho which I did not plan for.  Four years ago, my mother-in-law called.  Dean’s stepfather had died an hour before. The authorities had left, and now she was informing everyone.

The death was not a surprise.  Bill had been ill for the twenty years that I’d known him. But he was a strong man, determined, and a force of nature.  That he had left the planet was shocking nonetheless.

Within six hours, Dean and I gathered our finances, paid bills, juggled work schedules, called our house sitter who was miraculously free on such short notice, packed, and headed out of town.  We spent nearly a week in Boise, doing all that terrible work one does with a funeral, and then we made it home, exhausted, grieving, and re-entered our lives.

Although much of our work was at a standstill for that entire week, we lost only time.  Our businesses were fine, our finances remained healthy, and I doubt any of our editors/readers noticed we had dropped everything for a week to deal with a family emergency.  I don’t even remember if we informed anyone we were working with that we had left town.

We were able to do that for a variety of reasons.  The first is simply that we’re organized.  We know where everything is and how to deal with it quickly. The second is that we’re good at juggling schedules.  We figured out on the drive how to make up for the lost time.  The third is the advent of electronic communication.  We were able to stay in touch, even though we weren’t at home.  The fourth is the nature of our business.  Much of what we do does not rely on face-to-face contact.  We stayed in touch by cell phone, our house sitter monitors the home phone, and we made certain we had internet access wherever we went.

Even though we worked like crazy to prepare to leave town, we were able to do so in six hours.  Even though we were tired and disoriented when we got home, we didn’t screw up any projects or any possible jobs while we were away.

If this emergency—or one like it—had occurred fifteen years earlier, we would not have been so lucky.  Cell phones weren’t common.  Business did not occur on the internet.  We owned a business with 19 employees, and we supervised them.  We had a great manager, but she couldn’t do everything.

Whenever we traveled on planned trips, Dean found the nearest phone and spent an hour on it per call, giving orders, updating information, and running the business from the road.  I recall many times when we nearly missed our connecting flights because he was giving important information on a nearby payphone and couldn’t leave until he finished the conversation.

Emergencies happen.  We’ve dealt with one aspect of them in the insurance post. Please go back and reread that.  Insurance is extremely important to a small business.  In fact, I was just scanning a book called Killing Sacred Cows: Overcoming The Financial Myths That Are Destroying Your Prosperity by Garrett B. Gunderson to help Dean Wesley Smith prep for a class he was teaching on Money Management for Writers.  (It went well; he’ll probably teach it next year.  Check here for workshop links.)  Gunderson says that lack of insurance is one of the biggest reasons that small businesses fail.  (He says a lot of interesting things in that book.  I recommend it.  You don’t need to do all the stuff on his website, etc, but do read the book. It will change your attitude toward money, which will help you as a freelancer.)

Insurance can’t help you with the hidden costs of an emergency.  As the poor small businesses are learning during this horrible Gulf Coast oil spill, one of the most difficult aspects of an on-going emergency is predicting when it will end.  Not every emergency is finite and quantifiable.  Some go on for months—and in the case of the Gulf Coast—years.

Beyond having insurance, you must plan for all types of emergencies, and plan in ways you might not have considered.

First, let’s deal with finite emergencies.

Finite emergencies are things that happen and end quickly.  Things as dramatic as tornados are finite emergencies. But so are things like broken arms or a car accident.

Finite emergencies can be devastating, but they end relatively quickly, and you can usually measure their impact in both time and dollars.  If a tornado destroys your business, the destruction itself will take seconds.  You will then be able to assess the damage, figure out how long it will take to repair that damage, and whether or not you can afford to do so.  Uncertainties include things like whether or not your insurance company will pay for all of the damage or only some of it, whether or not you’ll be compensated for time lost, and whether or not you can accurately predict how much the weeks or months of rebuilding will cost you.

Finite emergencies often give you time to reassess whether or not your business is working as it should be.  Many businesses rebuild in a different location or use the opportunity to redesign their office/shop into something more efficient.  They upgrade computer systems, make the building more comfortable, or put in the state-of-the art equipment they’d always planned to buy but never had the time to install.

Freelancers who work for themselves can also use finite emergencies to reassess.  I broke my elbow ten years ago.  For some business owners, a broken arm is an inconvenience. I’m a touch typist who thinks faster than my fingers can move.  I tried to write with pen and paper; I also tried to type one-handed.  If I never had use of the arm again, I would have been able to relearn how to write.  But I knew I’d be able to type again in a few weeks, so I used the time to plan projects, research, and do things I normally didn’t have time to do.

A broken elbow, for me, actually caused work stoppage.  A broken elbow for someone who owns a retail store would be an inconvenience.  I broke my foot five years later, and didn’t stop work at all.  In fact, with a broken foot, I had more time to write because I had to stop exercise for a few weeks.  I wasn’t even allowed to use the swimming pool for two weeks because the doctor feared I’d damage the foot permanently getting in and out.

Planning for a finite emergency is relatively easy.

First, you need insurance for as many things as you can possibly insure.  Health insurance, disability insurance, fire insurance, flood insurance, business insurance—you name it, you should have the coverage. Again, look at the insurance post to understand why.

Second, you need an emergency fund—and it should not be credit cards.  You need cash in the bank to handle the unexpected occurrence.  Experts recommend that your emergency fund should be able to cover anywhere from three to twelve months of expenses.  Not every freelancer or every business can handle this. But if you have at least one month’s worth of expenses, you should be able to handle many of the finite emergencies that come your way.  Of course, in this case, more is always better.

Third, you need an emergency plan.  The plan should cover all types of finite emergencies.  If you live in tornado country, like I used to, then you need a plan for the various types of damage that a tornado can do.  I live on the Oregon Coast, where we have category one level hurricane type storms every winter (they’re not called hurricanes on the Pacific; I don’t know why).  We can expect at least two or three days of power outages per winter.  We can also expect some wind damage, usually in the form of downed trees or torn shingles off a roof.

Every ten years or so, we have storms that would be classified as category two or three level hurricanes if they occurred in the Gulf or the Atlantic.  The last time we had one (in 2007), we were without power for a week.  In fact, a fiber optic cable to our small town got severed in the mountains nearby, and we didn’t have cell phone service either. Everything was down.  We went from the 21st century to the 19th in a matter of hours.

We struggled during the aftermath of that storm.  The advantage I mentioned above—the fact that most of our business occurs on the phone or the internet—became a disadvantage.  After they cleared the roads, we had to drive forty miles to find civilization.  We went to restaurants, hauled out our laptops and phones, and informed the world that we were unavailable for the duration.  It cost time and since Dean also has an eBay business, it nearly cost him some customers. (It was December; people needed items by Christmas.  He managed to get them their items, but only because we recovered by December 12.  Had we been down another week, his eBay business might have been seriously harmed.)

We’ve lived through these storms for the past fifteen years.  We’d never had one that shut down cell services from all providers before.  But we now have contingency plans for that happening.  We’ve also had internet outages without power outages during our winter storms, so we bought smart phones after that horrible December, figuring we could use a cell connection to get online if we absolutely had to.

Those are strange contingencies, brought on by where we live.  I’ve also stopped doing exercises that could hurt my arms.  I realized during that spring of the broken elbow that my arms are important to my business.  I need to treat them the way an athlete would treat his body—as part of my income capacity.

When you’re a sole proprietor, or if you’re the only person in your small business who can do certain tasks, then you need to figure out what will happen to that business when you’re incapacitated.  Your finite emergency plans should address what happens on those occasions when you’re too sick to work, when you’re injured and unable to work, or when you’re incommunicado for long periods of time.

Do an accurate assessment.  It rarely hurts my business if I’m down for a few days, but my entire schedule gets screwed up if I’m out of commission for a week. If I’m working on a tight deadline, I might hurt my business if I’m sick for a few days and miss that deadline.  I was very lucky I didn’t get ill at the end of April, first of May because everything had piled up, and I would have missed four deadlines if I had gotten food poisoning or a serious flu.

I try not to allow my deadlines to get so close to the actual deadline for that very reason.  I plan in emergency time, sick time, downtime—and the occasional impromptu trip.   I try to have my work done a month or more before the actual deadline. Sometimes I turn a book or story in early. Sometimes I’m struggling to meet the actual deadline because illness or power outages put me “behind.”

The emergency plan becomes even more important if you’re the only one who can do the job. What happens if you’re unavailable? Ill? Out of communication range?  Have a back-up for the two-day emergency, the week-long emergency, and the month-long emergency.  And remember: sometimes it’s just better to close the business for a few days to solve the problem than it is to have someone who is unfamiliar with the tasks attempt them.

The emergency plan should cover as many finite emergencies as you can think of.  Write the plan down—and make sure that the people upon whom the plan relies know where to find it.  Also, make sure they understand it.  A note like If I’m gone, Suzy’s in charge, probably won’t help in most cases.  Write out the plan point by point. That’s even more critical if you’re a sole proprietor and the only one who can do the job.  Instruct the person who is answer the phone or dealing with the e-mail on how to tell clients that you’re unavailable.

In some businesses, telling a client that you’re gone for weeks having cancer treatments might make the client flee the business because they’ll fear that the business is in trouble.  Telling them that you’re dealing with a prolonged family emergency on the other hand will be easy to understand and doesn’t give out any unnecessary particulars.

Finite emergencies are awful and sometimes difficult to handle, but they are measurable.  The worst situation you can find your business in is an ongoing emergency.

Right now, small businesses all over the Gulf are in a state of ongoing emergency.  No one knows how long this oil spill will last, what communities it will effect long-term, and what the area will look like when the last drop of oil gets contained.  That doesn’t count the environmental impact or the PR nightmare that many tourist-oriented businesses are facing.

I live in a tourist town.  When our nearby big city’s weather reporters say that we’ll have torrential rains or cloudy days (in the summer), the tourists don’t show up.  After that major storm I mentioned above, the local Portland news reported repeatedly on the “devastation” on the coast. The devastation was limited to one town up north, but the rest of us saw no tourist business in all of December, even though local businesses were fine.

The Gulf Coast is facing this same problem on an infinitely larger scale.  Tourists probably won’t show up this summer. But what about next summer? Or the summer after? It depends on what happens there, and the PR that comes out of the area.  If no one says that such-and-so beach is fine, then the tourists will not come back to that beach no matter how pristine the sands are, devastating all the tourist-related businesses in the area.

And that doesn’t count the businesses that rely on a clean and healthy ocean.  In 1999, an oil tanker called the New Carissa spilled oil along the Oregon Coast.  We suffered a very tiny version of what’s happening in the Gulf.  The Oregonian newspaper published an article this week on one oyster harvesting business, and the impact that oil spill had upon it.  Follow this link and read the article.

Then ask yourself how you would deal with that kind of ongoing emergency.  Clausen Oysters, the company in the article, did amazingly well, considering. They still have a business.  Most people wouldn’t.

Ongoing emergencies are harder to plan for, and even harder to live through.  Let’s use the example of Clausen Oysters.  It took the company ten years to recover from the New Carissa spill.  For four years after the spill, the company had no income.  I suppose you could save that kind of money and try to ride it through, but that’s unrealistic for most small businesses.

Here’s how you have to think about ongoing emergencies.

First, realize that there are a variety of ongoing emergencies.  If the owner of a business suddenly gets ill—and the illness will take a long time to recover from, if recovery is even possible—then the business needs to have a plan for someone else to take charge.  That plan needs to have an implementation clause.  Meaning—who decides when it’s right to install the new boss?  The incapacitated owner? (And what happens if that person is in a coma?) The board of directors, if there are any? The employees? The owner’s family?

Decide these things before the emergency and have a plan in writing to deal with whatever you can foresee.

The same goes for physical emergencies.  For example, not all disasters are finite.  A tornado may wipe out a block or even a small community, but generally not a region.  A hurricane, on the other hand, can wipe out an entire state or area, as we learned during Katrina.  And as we learned, the Gulf Coast region hadn’t yet fully recovered when the oil spill hit.  What does not fully recovered mean?

In human terms, it means that people hadn’t finished rebuilding their lives yet. The population is still down in New Orleans.  Entire neighborhoods in Mississippi are still shut down and boarded off.  Businesses are still fighting insurance claims from 2005.  And the tourists hadn’t completely come back yet.

Disasters sometimes come in waves, just like the Gulf is suffering now.  A community in rural Eastern Oregon suffered devastating fires three years in a row due to the annual fires we have in the mountains here.  The community hadn’t had any fires near the city limits for decades before that.

Sometimes your business might recover, but the area around you does not.  If you have a job like mine, which doesn’t depend on foot traffic, you can survive that neighborhood shift.  But if you own a restaurant or a retail store, you might have to move or shut your doors because no one comes to that neighborhood any more.

In the midst of an ongoing emergency, one discussion you have to have is whether or not the shut down the business.  Sometimes it’s better to walk away than it is to continue in a terrible environment.

It’s better for a sole proprietor to have a list written concurrently with the emergency plan of times when the business should be abandoned due to crisis. That way, you’re not making the decision in the middle of the crisis.

The worst thing about an ongoing emergency is the unpredictability of it. If you’re an optimist—and deep down, you have to be to own your own business—then you’re going to want to believe the best case scenarios.  Often, in an ongoing emergency, the best case scenario is wrong.  Believing it might prevent you from walking away from a situation at the wrong time.

What happens if you wait too long in an ongoing emergency to walk away?  You can’t cap damages.  You can’t put a financial value on what you’ve lost.  Worse than that, the waiting and the fight to survive will damage your own personal finances, as well as your ability to get other work.  They’ll damage your relationships, and they’ll damage your health as well.

Rarely does anyone talk about the effect of stress on business owners in any sort of emergency situation.  In a finite emergency, the stress is there, but survivable—partly because we know roughly when the end will occur.  However, in an ongoing emergency, the stress can last for a year or ten years.  Stress raises blood pressure, causes illness, and leads to heart attack and stroke.  You might want to wait out the ongoing emergency, but the toll it will take on your health might prevent you from ever reopening your business again.

When you sit down to make your emergency plans, look at every scenario you can think of.  Imagine every single worst-case disaster, and then take a good hard look at your own health and your stamina.  Could you survive the last ten years like the owners of Clausen Oysters?  Or would you (or your family) fall apart?

Be as honest as you can.  Figure it out.  Make plans.  Revise those plans every few years as your business grows and changes.  What you decide today might not apply five years from now.

Realize too that some emergencies will have elements of the finite and the ongoing.  When my father died in 1990, I expected to return to work after a short mourning period.  Had I waited tables, I could have done so within the week. But my grief for my father, for some reason, robbed me of the ability to read and write.  I simply couldn’t concentrate. For six months, I couldn’t practice my business, no matter what I did.

I managed to survive that, but I made a mental note of that.  When my mother got very ill, I added a six-month grieving period to my emergency plan.  However, when she died, my grief didn’t take the same form, so I didn’t need to use that plan.  But it was in place, just in case.

For people who live through tornados or other natural disaster, the finite emergency might become ongoing because the finite emergency triggered health problems or financial issues that will take years to resolve.

When it comes to emergencies, follow the old cliché: Plan for the worst and hope for the best.  Your life will be much easier if you do.

I appreciate all the support and suggestions on the Freelancer’s Guide.  Your e-mails and comments kept me focused this week, when I’d rather be outside enjoying the sunshine and summer weather while I’m on the road.  But I wasn’t about to miss an installment of the Guide.  Thanks for your inspiration and encouragement.  I’m putting the donate button below.  Remember, if you donate before I finish the Guide, I’ll send you an e-copy of the book once the Guide is finished.

“Freelancer’s Survival Guide: Emergencies,” copyright © 2010 by Kristine Kathryn Rusch

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